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people that have softitis tend to faint and get dizzy at random they also tend to have high protien and are 9 out 10 times less than 5'6". It also as far as we know incurable.
Breanne must have softitis she has been getting dizzy lately
by dr.ren May 18, 2011
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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The affliction or condition of being soft.
Jeff hasn't partied with us in 3 weeks. I think he has softitis.
by JS12NY October 26, 2006
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When you are to much of a bitch and complain about stupid shit
I think you have softitis so stop being a bitch and complaining about stupid shit.
by Proffesorg March 27, 2018
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