The stereotype that all girls that play softball are dykes and are butch-like. The stereotype is kind of true, kind of not. (mostly true though)
by Fuckofffucker November 02, 2006
by Bitchboy123 June 09, 2017
by WordMan438 August 13, 2020
Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)
by BB Swan November 07, 2017
Females who have huge thighs, drink pre-workout, wear basketball shorts, and do other manly things. these are not attractive women. Not limited to softball; any manly sport applies i.e- lacrosse, basketball, hockey
by ball hawk March 14, 2012
A state of being where one is almost always ready and able to stand in one spot for long periods of time, wearing a softball glove in one hand, and a warm, stale Olde English 800 in the other hand.
Dave had been training for months to be in softball shape, and now given his morbid obesity and alcoholism issues, he was finally ready.
by Iwantsomerocks June 05, 2013
When a person is playing anywhere in the infield in softball and misjudges how to play the ball (or if they just suck). The ball then bounces or takes a "bad hop" and hits the player in the face often causing a broken nose or black eye. The threads of the ball also leave a mark or bruising making it look like a softball stamp.
Skip had no business playing softball but he played first base anyway. Spence hit a hard ground ball in Skip's direction and it softball stamped him. Skip realized he was too old to play and never played again.
by skippyt May 22, 2008