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When the males penis enlarges but failes to become "hard".
"Yo dude me and Jackie were gonna hit it off last night but I just kept getting soft boners!"
by UrbanDoctor69 January 04, 2017
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Aug 10 Word of the Day
Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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