This is short for a sock puppet substitute. As you'd imagine, it refers to a sock puppet being used in place of an absent person or subject. At the time of my writing this, there is only one Google search result for the word sockstitute.
Steven isn't around, so I'll use this sockstitute to show you what he is like.
I know you want to see Jimmy, but he couldn't make it. I'll use this sockstitute to imitate him.
Kayla isn't interested in you, but you can use my sockstitute to pleasure yourself.
I know you want to see Jimmy, but he couldn't make it. I'll use this sockstitute to imitate him.
Kayla isn't interested in you, but you can use my sockstitute to pleasure yourself.
by Just8.4 March 03, 2016
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
One who trades sexual favors for socks. Boyscout socks are traded for currency among campers across the country. Young girls would kiss or flirt with Boy Scouts at camps in order to acquire their rare, standard-issue socks.
Kate: I used to flirt with Boy Scouts at my camp in order to get their socks.
Lou: You were a sockstitute?!?! Weird flex, but ok...
Lou: You were a sockstitute?!?! Weird flex, but ok...
by HottieDownTheHall November 04, 2018
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

