Curtis: *being annoying*

Shilo: stfu I will hockey sockey you in the throat!

Tony: DAMNNNNNN!!

Curtis: *sits in silence*
by Hreesecup2469 December 15, 2017
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Its like getting socked but instead of you slapping the target with your hand, you slap them with a sock.
Dude why did you sockey me, its so so so so so so damn stinky.
by Tortle_ October 21, 2020
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n. New sport for those who wish to fill the sportsless covid void and get some exercise while isolated. One kicks rolled-up socks into wastebaskets, armchairs, toilets etc. Complex courses with bogeys, eagles etc can be established if desired. Heavy drinking is encouraged.

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Played a round of ice sockey last night in the walk-in freezer. Lost three toes on the back nine.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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