Masturbating into a sock alot, to the point it's stiffer than a board.
Poor poor socks.
Shawn is a chronic sockbater of his wife's socks
by Cunt Lord March 21, 2018
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A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.
Wooldoor Sockbat:A Fucking Annoying Wacky Whatchamacallit.
by Heroic Ling Ling November 25, 2004
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