Below friend zoned, band to social media.

Credit due to: Kaylynn and Marcus
"I like you as a broadcaster, nothing more."
"Bro, you just got social zoned."
by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018
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Trendy pop bullshit that hypnotizes everyone.

Ex: reality tv.

All of it is fake.
Did you see that merch it is amazing.

Wow her ass is huge.

I want to be a Kardashian Too so I’ll say merch and put tubs of silicone in my ass.

#Soda social media
by FeatherD January 25, 2019
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The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."
by Little Walnut March 31, 2020
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It is one step further of your common SJW (Social Justice Warrior). This specimen is actually going after your family and whatnot until all of them are dead. While the original SJW only works on the internet, this SJW 2.0 is ruining everything in your life off- and online in a sustainable way. Your life ends now. Beware of the wrath of god, the SJW (Social Jews 'n Wuzlims) will get you. This is also a warning when you enter one of the many Middle Eastern countries at the border.
Watch your tongue you infidel. If you say anything against Quran, Islam or Allah, Punishment will be done.

"What is wrong with this religious freak? Careful, he is a Wuz. What is a Wuz? That's short for SJW (Social Jews 'n Wuzlims)."
by The_Paper October 27, 2017
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When two or more guys who have all had sexual relations with the same female get together and talk about their sexual experience with said woman.
I ran into two guys at the grocery store who both slept with Stephanie. We all met up at the bar for an eskimo social later. Wow she is disgusting.
by eeby1 December 03, 2015
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