The "nice word" for "communism." While socialists claim to believe in nationalized health care and education, they don't usually realize that nationalized programs for these things, unfortunately, usually suck ass.

I'd rather pay $100,000 for cancer treatment than die while waiting 7 months to see a FREE specialist!
The post office takes a week to return my calls. My State university takes 2 weeks to return my calls. I have to wait 2 hours for counter service at the Department of Transportation.

I can only imagine how long I would have to wait for government health care that socialists think is a great idea.

Will the clinics be closed on Columbus Day too?
by Bluesgirl November 23, 2006
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one who thinks the end justifies the mean, the end being lazy welfare cases taking all the money from hardworking people, the mean being electing obama as president
that obama is a fucking socialist!!!
by shreddar November 3, 2009
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someone who believes the rich should have to pay for the poor, the government should own all businessess, any given company should have to kiss the ass of all its customers. They also tend to forget that every socialist nation has failed in every imaginable way, and the people live in misery all the time.
We aren't socialist, we just think that noone deserves to be rich, no matter how hard they work at it, and lazy people should have the same amount of money as everyone else.
by kakow October 9, 2010
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Barack Obama is a friggin' socialist. How could all you people vote for him? You people are so dumb that you don't even know what socialism is. This country is going to Hell--er, rather--more Hell... Hell level 2.
by Sloppy Genius November 11, 2008
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Dumbass who believes that poor people need the government to help them by taxing the hell out of the population, making everyone poor in the process.
Socialists shorten the gap between rich and poor- by making everyone poor.
by Mman2000 December 16, 2003
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A person who believes that the community as a whole should own businesses, rather than individuals.

Socialist countries usually have a dictator.
by Jafje May 10, 2007
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Jealous teens on ud trying to defame every single rich human being on the planet
Kid 1: Holy Sh*t! Have you seen the ud definitions of wealthy suburbs!?!
Kid 2: Oh that, they were probs just witten by jealous socialists. Don't even bother trying to listen to them.
Kid 1: Oh, ok.
by Rich Guy in the 1% October 19, 2017
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