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A stupid term that stupid people (mostly americans) use to call FOOTBALL, the REAL definiton of this sport.

It's the KING of world sports, officialy played for more than a hundred years, not some stupid game with a oval ball and a bunch of fucking idiots protected to their tip toes (but still without half of their brain cells).
American fag: I wonder why soccer is so much cooler than our sports.

Normal human: It's called FOOTBALL, you wothless piece of trash! Get the hell outta my sight!
by striker675 May 29, 2005
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1) One of the few (admittedly) things at which Americans have always sucked (admit it).

2) The best insult you can use to refer to football when talking to a hooligan in England. Nice beating guaranteed.
American: That's not football, you idiot. It's soccer.
Rest of the Word: Oh yeah? Why is it that what YOU call "football" hardly uses the foot?
by FW June 17, 2006
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A sport which requires a BRAIN and FITNESS unlike american football where you run for 5 seconds and stop, if you think soccer is easy, think again, watch the top 3 leagues on the world English Premiership, Italian Serie A, Spanish La Liga and you will see how they play, soccer you CAN make contact unlike basketball where you put one hand on the guy and its a foul. With soccer it can take more than 5 years to be a good player with all the skills involved in the sport, soccer players need to be running for 90 mins OFFICIALLY not 85 minutes 90 because of stoppage time unlike american football where you run for 10 mins. You need to have a passion for soccer to play it, its useless playing with no passion because you wont get anywhere, soccer has the most passionate fans out of any sport and if you dont believe me, search soccer ultras on the internet and you will see, the point is that soccer is the best sport and requires the most out of any other sport.
Soccer requires:
Fitness
Skill
Intelligence
Finesse
A brain
Mental and physical strength
AND LOADS MORE
by 19 Kranjcar 19 February 09, 2007
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n.
1. most popular and the most enjoyable sport in the world

2. target of insults by rednecks and fatasses because they are never fit enough to play a sport that requires such great amount of dedication and commitment

3. gives you sexy, muscular thighs....mmmm....
It is no surprise that Kaka and Beckham are sizzling hot, because they play soccer and they are good at it too!
by Kenny McCor July 09, 2006
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SOCCER is the most popular sport in the world.FIFA has more members than United Nations for crist's sake, does American Football have mmore than 200 countries playing their lameass game. and why do they call it football when they are using their hands all the time,"its just plain stupid". Why do they call it world series in baseball when only american teams partipcipate in it: because no country wants to play their boring stupid of game and when watching a baseball game and american football you fall asleep because they are f****ing 4- 5hrs long. Case in Point; Soccer is The king of sports.
Soccer rules, the best game ever, FIFA has more 215 countries as members
by soccerplayer 101 June 20, 2006
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The greatest sport there is, and if youve never played and u say its gay, shut your fucking piehole, jackass!
by suck a horses balls October 16, 2003
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Is an abbreviation for Association of Football mainly used in the US. Subject of criticism by Americans that say "its too boring", "its a game of luck", "its for fags"

Lets look at this systematically:
1. Soccer is the most popular sport in the world with over 200 members, second only to the United Nations. Well seems like its doing all right if the majority of the world likes it

2. Soccer requires extreme endurance, speed and technical ability. Many americans like to compare soccer to american football: Soccer is 90 minutes, no stoppages with only a 15 minute break (can reach upto 2hrs in overtime). American football is 60 minutes, w/plenty of stoppages in between(timeouts, etc) and a godamned halftime show?!

3. Look at the greats of soccer: Zidane, Ronaldinho, Pele, Cryuff: they are notable for finesse on the field, for possessing such great ability it seems impossible to normal people. Notable american football players have received recognition, because they can catch (whoop-de-fucking-do!) or they can push another guy

4. Soccer requires physical strength: bones have been broken, muscles torn and the only piece of protection you have is a shin guard. Football players on the other hand are decked out in so much protective gear that its hard to differentiate between person and pads. Hmm...seems like someone's a wittle scared of getting hurt (wanna play a real contact sport? play rugby)
Soccer fan: Hey buddy, did you see how Zidane managed to dribble past 3 defenders, run 50m, before chipping a shot over the keeper?

Footbal fan: Oh no, I was too busy watching a guy jump on another guy, it was oddly homo-erotic.
by axelone December 09, 2006
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