1. A sport hated by the Yanks, that think it is gay. No other world apart from your bum-chum ice hockey has so many pads. In football (our one) you need strength, intelligence, skill, the ability to pick out one man and kick a pass to him and nerves. What do you need in American football? The ability to throw a ball. Well fucking done! Only USofA plays Gridiron. The whole world plays football.
2. Not as good as rugby
2. Not as good as rugby
Yank: Soccer is for fags (offensive Yank word for a homosexual)
Palace fan: Fuck off you Yank bastard. At least we don't need 72 stone guys with more protection than Russia's borders.
Palace fan: Fuck off you Yank bastard. At least we don't need 72 stone guys with more protection than Russia's borders.
by Dannywack09 October 27, 2007
I got horrible news today, my nephew is playing soccer. Now he is going to become a pussy-ass faggot with a small dick.
by yourmom77666 March 06, 2005
by tuy October 13, 2003
Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.
Anthropologists from several universities around the United States have embarked on an expedition to learn more about this "soccer" pastime.
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
An exciting and intriguing game requiring extreme talent, it can be played and enjoyed by anyone in the world.
Serious fans tend to be annoying pricks who use their soccer passion as an excuse not to get laid.
Serious fans tend to be annoying pricks who use their soccer passion as an excuse not to get laid.
me: Hey man, lets go and hang out with the girls I met the other day, they seem really cool
friend: Na man, my soccer teams got a match
me: oh ok, well how bout tomorrow?
friend: Na man, I really don't like girls, I just want to watch men kick balls around all day. I wish i could have them inside of me
me: ok, well have fun with that, im sorry your life is so empty that you have to base your pride and self respect on the success or failure of a sports team which you don't play on and doesnt even play in this country
friend: Na man, my soccer teams got a match
me: oh ok, well how bout tomorrow?
friend: Na man, I really don't like girls, I just want to watch men kick balls around all day. I wish i could have them inside of me
me: ok, well have fun with that, im sorry your life is so empty that you have to base your pride and self respect on the success or failure of a sports team which you don't play on and doesnt even play in this country
by dontgeitit January 31, 2010
by montoro November 17, 2003