A Sober Person is a person who has gotten sober and has developed a vanilla, flavorless personality; often "finding God" as well. Most Sober People share very similar personalities.
by coining it January 13, 2021
by SportyZo May 06, 2016
This bloke's golden, introverted to the extremes, dodges any advancing females (of course, he's really sober), an embodiment of humour, really sweet. In short, a sugar cube.
by Arin5678 May 21, 2021
The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
by Hubbz September 22, 2013
A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.
A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!
by Analus Samus October 18, 2019
A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.
Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.
Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.
Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.
by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015

