When a male ejaculates into a females hands an she throws it all over her face like in dove soap commercials

A joke played on an innocent victim, where several people agree beforehand to laugh at a completely pointless joke involving elephants, polar bears, etc. in a bathtub with the punch line "no soap ... radio". The objective is to see if they can get the victim to laugh along so he won't look like he was too dumb to get it. If he does, then everyone stops laughing and asks the victim what's so funny, and gets a good laugh at his embarassment.

Popular "hashish" found in the UK.

soap bars weighing 9oz / 250 grams, on average contain 1/3 oz / 10 grams of flower / resin and up to 200 grams of inert ground-up shade leaf. The remainder consist of c.40 grams of various noxious substances. Using mass spectrometry they found the most common of these are as follows:
Glue
Dyes
Carcinogenic solvents such as Toluene and Benzene (from petrol/turpentine/diesel)
Henna
Pine resin (to mask the smell of the above)
Plastic (often from repressing/remixing bars using petrol/diesel)
Tranquilizers / barbiturates (often veterinary in origin like ketamine)
Other ingredients found include;
Tar / bitumen
Wax / Boot polish
Condensed milk powder
Brick dust / sand
Digested organic matter / excrement

A weekday drama airing during the daytime, intended for women (particularly "homemakers"/"at-home moms"), known for excessively emotional acting and shallow plots and scripts. Soap operas are so-called because the earliest dramas, which originated in the 1950s and 1960s, were sponsored by soap-making companies such as Proctor & Gamble.

When you are in a bathroom that has only provided bar soap and your hands are wet, you don't want to pick up the soap because it will slip out of your hands, so you just pet the soap a little and hope that some of the soap essence will rub off.

When a male masturbates using soap and it irritates his urethra making it painful to ejaculate or urinate. Although not gender specific, women tend to avoid this condition.

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.