by jasom February 09, 2004
1.The act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise sex or rape. Often the faster you scramble the more the soap slips away creating panic and more slipping until you gain a couple of inches. The act of being penetrated when soap scrambling creates more shock and panic for the victim.
1. Dude after football the other day i dropped the soap in the changing room showers and mattew owned me as i was soap scrambling.
by Dunzel October 19, 2006
by Willy.kirbert March 17, 2021
by Kinchee March 08, 2016
(n), A discarded sliver of soap found in communal bathrooms and showers, that has, over time collected enough pubic and body hair to take on the appearance of a Jim Henson creation. With characters ranging in colour and size (and hair coverage) each has a personality all of their own.
by 13owen c/o Turbo June 21, 2010
by Minouwagaincity :D July 28, 2008
When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.
"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."
by Kyle Sobkowicz November 16, 2007