May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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An item prisoners use when showering so that the soap cannot be dropped and then the person becoming subject to harsh anal sex
by reddsoxy October 31, 2003
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1: Please don't tell me if you've used soap on a rope.
2: Fallon and Erin laughed for over 1 hour about soap on a rope.
2: Fallon and Erin laughed for over 1 hour about soap on a rope.
by Erin October 10, 2003
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Slang for the Pope's penis, because they're "both pointless unless in prison," according to Bo Burnham.
Guy 1: If I were to go to prison, I would use soap on a rope, just in case I drop it
Guy 2: Haha, fag
Guy 2: Haha, fag
by I do the Big Gay July 21, 2018