A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.
The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.
by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015
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Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
by m4st3r g1bs January 20, 2011
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When someone wants you to chill out or relax.
yo drake, ur grandma told me to tell you to soak your beans because u actin crazy.
by samuwall July 28, 2021
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The Mormon with Erectile Disfunction asked his girlfriend if she was up for a soft soak.
by DJock18 November 19, 2020
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Tactic used by large broking houses to obtain stock from muppets before exploding to new highs
Classical suck and soak being applied to stock xyz
by El gizardo May 04, 2019
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A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.
Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.
by Triptow November 21, 2020
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