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Man 1: I convinced Steve the police sirens by his house were because his mom died.
Man 2: Oh shit! You really snurp't him!
Man 2: Oh shit! You really snurp't him!
by ThisIsJohnBrown February 22, 2011
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A snurp is when you burp and sneeze at the same time. Also known as a bneeze, snurps usually have a lag time between the burp and the sneeze (in any order). If really well timed, a snurp can be deadly and can make you throw up your innards. A mass snurp can end civilizations.
Chris does have the ability to produce synchronous snurps.
"By Jove", Dr. Smellford exclaimed," So it is a mass snurp which destroyed Atlantis!"
"By Jove", Dr. Smellford exclaimed," So it is a mass snurp which destroyed Atlantis!"
by Schmuck83 April 17, 2007
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Liz was snnezing when she burped as well. She turned to her friends and said, " I think i just Snurped."
by Laurarose618 August 30, 2009