a cross between a snort a chuckle and a giggle. usually heard in pubs after a good joke or shocking comment resulting in the messy spraying of beer from ones nose.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

The Snurkle is the lesser known, though equally pleasurable, sexual little brother of the Blumpkin. The Snurkle allows a man to perform oral sex on his partner while taking a dump. Only a select few generous, loving, and weirdly horny relationships ever reach this height of intimacy.

- A laugh sound made to mock or laugh at another's misfortune.

A action usually defined as fucking..but sometimes could be called rape.

To glance or peruse at a text

When saliva automatically squirts outwards from an open mouth, usually when hungry, discussing food or about to eat.