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snunt. verb. To accidentally sneeze on a woman's genitals because a hair tickled your nose during the act of oral intercourse.
For crimes grave by the village I'm hunted, because while eating out the chief's daughter I totally snunted.
by BTh July 14, 2014
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An individual who surpasses qualifications of snatch or cunt, thus becoming coalescence of both.
Snatch + Cunt = Snunt
Snatch + Cunt = Snunt
by Amanda Bucket June 10, 2010
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This word derives from the two separate word Snot and Cunt. To be both Snot and a Cunt would mean you have reached snuntness. Typically Snunts are strictly female but have been used on occasional instances towards a homosexual(s).
by ryan November 04, 2004