A retarded, backwards robe that will completely ruin your social life. It will turn you into a tool!

(n) Secret Nazi torture device disguised as a comfortable, one size fits all blanket for the poor and elderly;synonymous with shame and levity.

The blanket that makes monks want to punch you in the face for jocking their wardrobe. It will ruin your sex life.

a freakin backwards robe! dont wear it, u'll look like a tool. especially dont wear them in public either, people will stare and they will laugh and u will feel like an idiot. but it does allow u to do incredibly simple tasks while still looking like an idiot. but to all u nerds they look great for ur jedi battles. so if u wanna feel retarded go buy one...they even give u a free flash light. yay?

The act of full body planking on someone laying face up and remaining there motionless. Usually forehead to forehead.

A condom. So named because its use implies that the wearer is well endowed (hence, it fits snugly).

Possibly the best blanket ever known to man kind, i mean seriously, You can just like sit on the couch and die or something. but at least you will die warm!