When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.
Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!
by Brownsugar December 30, 2013
Get the Colorado Snowman neck gaiter and mug.
A “Snow”man that you make during the winter when there isn’t much snow on the ground. Due to the lack of snow, it ends up being mostly dirt. Commonly mistaken for real Black men.
“Hey, you wanna go build a Brown Snowman?”
>Fuck that, just wait for more snow.
by OneWholeGay December 25, 2020
Get the Brown Snowman neck gaiter and mug.
The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.
"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."
by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013
Get the chinese snowman neck gaiter and mug.
Barney The Snowman is god and we shall praise him, he is our leader and we shall grovel at his feet. He was killed by jesus. Your welcome.

Cr:Human
My god is Barney The Snowman.
by Ineedtopee May 09, 2020
Get a Barney The Snowman mug for your boyfriend Abdul.
When an overweight/overly obese man is doing anal and ejaculates large amounts of semen inside the rectal cavity. Thus the act of a Santa Claus parody. Because everyone knows Santa gets pussy from Mrs. clause
“Man that beared jiggalo sure did cum a lot in sally’s Ass.

“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”
by Boogieclyde December 25, 2018
Get a Abominable Snowman mug for your father-in-law José.
When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.
Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman
by RandyCouget December 01, 2018
Get the Melted Snowman neck gaiter and mug.
A person who can't handle stressful situations very well and mentally weak
You are like a melting snowman! Get your shit together and stand up for yourself.
by spiderwolf June 30, 2017
Get the melting snowman neck gaiter and mug.