When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.
Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!
by Brownsugar December 30, 2013
A “Snow”man that you make during the winter when there isn’t much snow on the ground. Due to the lack of snow, it ends up being mostly dirt. Commonly mistaken for real Black men.
by OneWholeGay December 25, 2020
by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013
Barney The Snowman is god and we shall praise him, he is our leader and we shall grovel at his feet. He was killed by jesus. Your welcome.
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My god is Barney The Snowman.
by Ineedtopee May 09, 2020
When an overweight/overly obese man is doing anal and ejaculates large amounts of semen inside the rectal cavity. Thus the act of a Santa Claus parody. Because everyone knows Santa gets pussy from Mrs. clause
“Man that beared jiggalo sure did cum a lot in sally’s Ass.
“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”
“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”
by Boogieclyde December 25, 2018
by RandyCouget December 01, 2018
by spiderwolf June 30, 2017