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pissing off people who deserve to be on the slopes by ruining all powder and cutting them off right in front of jumps just so you can wipeout a 180 while yelling at your friend to "keep rolling" b/c that was a "gnarly bail," then hiking back up the hill so you can sit on your ass for 20 min waiting for 40 other douchebags and then attempting to push yourself up and gain speed by hopping up & down like a dumbass all so that you can go halfway up a jump before pussying out and "carving" to go off the side, but STILL reaching your arm back just enough so you can shout "Brah, tell me you got that gnarly tail grab" as you fall face-first into the ice, then complain about the nasty conditions and how they are scratching up your $6,000 piece of wood (C'MON!) that your rich dad bought you and complain while hiking back up to repeat it all again until you slide down to the base lodge to disturb the family atmosphere there enough that you are asked to leave, so you call your dad and he gets the entire kitchen staff fired so I can't even get a burger and decide to just cut my losses and go home and I walk outside to find my new skis in a river, and I try to rescue them but get stuck, catch pneumonia, and spend my whole 6 hr, cramped car ride home coughing while you laugh back to your slope-side mansion and play 4 hrs of CoD online against 8yo’s, whom you taunt until they cry to their mommies and develop inferiority complexes, on your 80” TV before doing it all again the next day-ing
Danny Bonaduce: "hey, I'm going snowboarding"
by Shawn White is Okay December 21, 2010
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A sexual act, where one or more partners are 'boarded' in a animal cage. The partner on the outside, who has saved up his oils for roughly 2 weeks dumps the oils on the partners who are boarded inside the cage. Snow+Boarding equals snowboarding.
No, dude. I would never subject your or any one I loved to such a foul and depraved sexual act as snowboarding.
by ChristianRadionline January 27, 2011
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when you skeet on a girls chest and then titty fuck her.
"God that girl has great tits i would love to go snowboarding on her" said Ross
by sl;kjcdz May 15, 2007
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I am the only fifteen year of skier I know of, but my friends enjoy snowboarding.
by Cogitator August 14, 2008
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Not just sports but also a way of life! It is truly one of the best things all around the world.
It seems very usual for instant snowboarders to be alters or something like this.
Music bands popular between snowboarders are Sum41 PapaRoach and some not so famous ones especially nationally known .
Ride or die!
dude - what are u going to do this weekend?
a snowaboarder - snowboarding! , i mean, getting up at 6 a.m. buying beer taking the bus to the hill and get FUN!
by dimitrious October 22, 2006
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A sport in which you infuriate others by sitting in the middle of the run, just waiting to get run into. The point is to scrape all the powder off the hill until there is nothing but ice. Could be compared to a windshield wiper. Also, 2 sticks = 2 times the possible tricks. Snowboarders create a hilarious spectacle when trying to go anywhere in flat areas, and when exiting chairlifts.
The skier, unaware of the person "snowboarding" just sitting in the middle of the run, "accidentally" decapitated him while bombing down a daimond.
by Seattleness December 28, 2007
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snowboading was invented by a skiier that was soooo high he foregot where he put his other ski.
...a high or drunker skiier who began snowboarding.
by Mentalreject9029 January 22, 2007
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