The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. Typically done by college students for a good laugh.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. This sculpture is usually constructed by college students in an attempt to have their photo displayed on CollegeHumor.com. The snow penis was selected such that college students everywhere would no longer have to strain themselves to come up with anything that could be construed as clever, original, or funny. Snow penis architects are easily identifiable -- they are usually the same tools who wear their baseball caps off-center, frequently display the shocker, and drink shit beer like Natural Light.

a giant penis made out of snow, often made by penises.

A large erection that is erected out of snow. It is usually about 6 feet tall.