I was sitting down to eat my sandwich at lunch time when my co-worker came over and snoughed all over my balogna sandwich and my snack-pak thus completely ruining my lunch.

MB "heard that!"
MB LC "my cough?!? it sounded like a sneeze, right?"
MB "total poof sneeze. It wasn't?"
MB LC "It was a snough"

MB "a snough?? Best word of all time. a snough!!"

*Joe just taking notes in class*
Joe: *makes gross snough noise*
Andy: uh bless you
Joe: thank you
Joe: *to himself* fuck there's so much phlegm on my sleeve this is so bad did anyone see it lemme just play this off like nothing happened
Tim: *to Richard* Joe's such a loser was that a cough or a sneeze

"Dude, i just snoughed"
"Are you alright?"
"yea"

" Adhelin just snoughed do I say bless you or what?"

Max: "ACHOOHHA*cough*aa*cough"
Mary: "What was that?"
Max: "I think I just snoughed."

Frank half sneezed, half coughed; frank snoughed