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Another nickname for vagina or uterus. Also can be a sex term.
Your snotch smells like freshly cut grass on a sunday morning.

When I say ball you say sack. Ball! SNOTCH!.
by Carmray PT April 04, 2008
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the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!
by garv November 10, 2003
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a term created by a legendary queens stoner. can be used as both an noun or a verb. Means marijuana or anything pertaining to the cannibas plant.
Yorgo: "Snotch?"

Freda: "obvs"
by Young Totes III January 20, 2012
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The fluid motion to uppercut a deserving individual from the snatch to the schnoz.
Rachel is being such a cunt. She totally needs to get snotched right now.
by DickSoap November 22, 2010
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Snot - crotch; a rare but important instance where a person's crotch becomes entirely covered with snot and boogers, either deliberately, or by accidental means, such as a violent sneeze during a blow-job or carpet munching extravaganza. Ideally, the creation of a snotch would come as a suprise to the target, who would act as a canvas for such a fine piece of art. Addendum: If the creation of a snotch happens during a blow job while the victim is currently seated upon an open toilet, this is known as a Blumpsnotch.
"Lick lick, yum, ah, ah, ah-choo!!" "Oh, my, goodness, you just snotched me, you malicious whore!"

"I told you I had a cold, ass-clown! It is quite a lovely snotch though, with the yellow and green hues."
by Frackerman June 21, 2011
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