Grumley Snort

Snorting fresh jizz in a line off of a table.

The big blond is so dirty she was even down for a Grumley snort

by Mr jawker December 20, 2016

schenectady snort

This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....

Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!

by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 7, 2007

giggle snort

To giggle and snort at the same time because of a joke.

Ella giggle snorted when I told her I was gay.

by j12345p February 12, 2013

wet snort

When a girl takes her high heel off and uses it to put all of a guys seamen in a line and then snorts it like cocaine

When Gerald finished cumming, his wife Hilda, got up, took off her heel, and did a wet snort off of the coffee table.

by Mr. Wetsnort July 7, 2019

Rip snort

v: When you rip a hard belly laugh so hard that you snort through your nose. The best ones are when you rip snort, causing someone else to crank a hard belly laugh leading to a rip snort. this can continue until someone farts or (best of all) shits her pants. Women are the best rip snorters for some unknown reason.

Matt: That was a massive rip snort.

Mike: I know, and I think your Mother just shit her pants.

by mcroson January 15, 2011

Santorum Snort

The instance where your sixty-nining your other half directly after anal intercourse, during which you instigate an orgasm causing some of the santorum to shoot out of their ass directly up your nose.

John: "I had just finished sixty-nining my girl yesterday when she shot hot slimy santorum up my nose!"

Jeff: "EWWW!!!! YOU GOT A SANTORUM SNORT?!?"

by lMaNfTaRd November 8, 2011

Snorting Bull

(noun) The quick exhale through the nose directly after drinking from a very strong alcoholic drink (a shot or mixed drink).

(Owen takes a sip from his mixer and does a Snorting Bull)
Bill: Snortin' Bull!
Colby: Drinkin Feltch?
Owen: Skol.

by M Laing August 4, 2010