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A snook-alike is a knockoff version of everyones favorite gueidette Snookie! Snook-alikes have similar cases of tanorexia, wear bump-it versions of the poof, and try to pull off dance moves only Snookie could rock.
I had to do a doubletake on that girl she looked like a knockoff version of Snookie with a bad tan and a bump-it poof. She was nothin' but a snook-alike
by tatiana_t January 14, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A person, generally female, resembling the character Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi from the TV show 'Jersey Shore'. A guidette.
- "That chick totally looks just like Kim Kardashian. HOT."
- "Eww dude. With that teased hair and orange skin? I'd definitely say she's more of a snookalike."
- "Eww dude. With that teased hair and orange skin? I'd definitely say she's more of a snookalike."
by HAHAsopunny. January 16, 2010
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A snook-alike is a knockoff version of everyones favorite gueidette Snookie! Snook-alikes have similar cases of tanorexia, wear bump-it versions of the poof, and try to pull off dance moves only Snookie could rock.
I had to do a doubletake on that girl she looked like a knockoff version of Snookie with a bad tan and a bump-it poof. She was nothin' but a snook-alike
by tatiana_t January 14, 2010
4
Short, maybe pudgy, girl with a fake tan, and hair poof. May also be loud and obnoxious. Italian heritage and annoying accent not required, but a plus.
by bbernauer February 28, 2010
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A short, skanky girl who is extremely tan and wearing slutty clothing, thus resembling Snooki from MTV's 'Jersey Shore.'
'Did you see that skank in the pink dress? Total Snook-alike.'
'I really wanted to punch that girl in the face.
The Snook-alike?
Yep.'
'I really wanted to punch that girl in the face.
The Snook-alike?
Yep.'
by sassmastermk May 16, 2010