A kind of lovey hug.
Sort of like a snuggle, but better.
Also can be nakie.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

n. An unspecified, yet assumed small, amount of no numerical value.
Synonyms: bit, chunk, fragment
Antonym: whole
v. The act of removing an unspecified, yet assumed small, amount of no numerical value.

This word can only be used for favors.

Studies show people are more likely and willing to do favors when you use snooge as opposed to some annoyingjuvenile beggary like "Can I get a cigarette".

The verb command is a polite command, the perfect way to smooth things over.

a contemporary reference to a male’s genitals that have been so influenced by gravity that his testicles droop far below his flaccid penis.

The unintentional display of the upper buttocks. Also known as "Plumber's crack", or "Carpenter's crack".

(v)- 1.To ejaculate from your nose
2. a nose-gasm