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Acronym for: Sweet Nectar of Jesus. Used in describing an attractive female. Specifically, a female that Jesus has put on this earth as a blessing to the male species. Nothing better than seeing a sweet nectar of life at your local bar. Also used as a code word when in the presence of other females. Sometimes requiring an adjective before it to identify the female.
"Dude, don't look now but there is a snoj walking in the door."
"Yo, there's an olive snoj staring at us, let's slide on over and introduce ourselves."
"Check out that colony of snojs at the booth in the corner."
"DUDE, ULTIMATE SNOJ JUST WINKED AT ME!"
"Yo, there's an olive snoj staring at us, let's slide on over and introduce ourselves."
"Check out that colony of snojs at the booth in the corner."
"DUDE, ULTIMATE SNOJ JUST WINKED AT ME!"
by Abs Made Of Steel October 20, 2016
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021