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the act of sneezing and coughing at the same time
Nick: dude you just snoffed in my truck!
Jimmy: i know. i never did that before.
by smitty4791 October 20, 2009
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.
"excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this"

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"
by Subito Kijiji June 04, 2020
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Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a
moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.
"Excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this."

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"
by Subito Kijiji June 04, 2020
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