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The act of sneezing and coughing at once.
::snoff::
Dude, what WAS that?!
umm a snoff...
by .m.... April 20, 2006
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A scoffing snort; to snort in scorn. Often occurs as a reaction to an uninformed suggestion or action.

Can be used in a condescending tone, to counter an overstated compliment or, if accompanied by a smile, as an expression of dork-endearment.

Sometimes comes out in the form of a "pfff!", "please!", "tcha!" or similar exclamation.

Not to be confused with a snorting laugh (snork).
He snoffed at his proud mother's statement that any girl in the world could be his girlfriend.

or

The snobby veteran snoffed at the ignorant techniques of the young rookie.
by Nick Sherman October 30, 2006
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Both the act of putting out a cigarette before it is finished with the intent on re-lighting it later, and the actual cigarette which has been put out.
I was running low on smokes, so i had to "snoff" my last one half way through.

I would give ya a smoke, but all i have left is this dirty "snoff"
by dave420 June 13, 2006
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The act of "snoffing", is the act of sneezing and coughing at the same time. Creating a snoff noise.
I think I just snoffed over Sarah...
by Lois Smith August 14, 2014
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