Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles

To not leave enough time to snuggle when it may had been assumed time would be spent snuggling. Snuggle Sniping can take place any time of the day but most often occurs in the morning when someone has to leave earlier than previously expected.

(n.) Snuggle Sniper
(v.) Snuggle Sniping/ Snuggle Sniped

Not a real job but boys who shoot animals at farms think it is.

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first

A man or woman who molests childten