a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick
I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again
by realg March 30, 2015
Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.
"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"
"Gross!"
"Gross!"
by Christian Shane King October 20, 2008
I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009
by hobbeston1 May 02, 2009
When you're out and a bunch of people are getting fucked up on cocaine and you get the sniffles just from being around them.
"Man, there must have been a bunch of people ripped on coke in there, I got the goddamn contact sniffles."
by Jman231 December 22, 2009
The act of inserting the nostrials between the scrotum and the penus. A person in this position would then start sniffling rapidly, much like a blood hound would do to find scent.
Often used to detect scrotal anomalies, such as bad hygene and/or STI's.
Often used to detect scrotal anomalies, such as bad hygene and/or STI's.
"Keesha, you better stay far from freddy! I already done that DICK SNIFFLE shit down on him, and he got stronger cheese than Chester Cheeta, girlfriend!"
by Thable August 17, 2015