When my dad sits on the couch to watch the news, but what he really wants is a nap.
Dad: I think I'm going to turn on the television and take a snews.
by backtango May 10, 2020
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Uneventful daily happenings. Boring enough to sleep through, or snooze.
Q: Hey what's up?

A: Same old snews.
by J-ME SAN December 24, 2007
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what's new, as in what's up or even hows it going?
Person A: Snew?
Person B: Nothing much, snew with you?
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"To Snow" in the past tense. Used by people who dislike the word "snowed."
"Yo, what's all this cold white stuff on the ground??"
"You dumbass, it snew yesterday!"
by THE SNEWER February 02, 2010
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