Urban Dictionary: sneezer

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A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.

"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!

by Kristofolis May 24, 2005

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Pipehitter

A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.

"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."

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Sneezer

1) A term to describe a promiscuous young woman that wants to hook up.

2) A slutty girl.

3) Any girl that you would not want to bring home to your mother.

"A sneezer at the bar wants me to meet her there."

"She's just a standard sneezer, I would not date her."

"Do you have any sneezers coming over tonight?"

by sneezing4Areason April 19, 2009

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the runny shits
peeing out of your ass

"I went to Julio's Barrio for some spicy chimichangas. 3 hours later I landed a touchdown and left a sneezer in the toilet for my bitch to clean."

by Cr@cker May 19, 2005

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Sneezer

The best band to ever hit cape may tech talent show.....and no they didnt sound like screaming girls......i think. Members: Drums; Matt New, Bass; Brian Revoir, Lead Guitar; Nick Rescigno, Singer; Ant Cole.

Dude, did you see Sneezer last night!? They were FEPIC!

by itwasFEPIC November 22, 2009