A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.
"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!
by Kristofolis May 24, 2005
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the runny shits
peeing out of your ass
"I went to Julio's Barrio for some spicy chimichangas. 3 hours later I landed a touchdown and left a sneezer in the toilet for my bitch to clean."
by Cr@cker May 19, 2005
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1) A term to describe a promiscuous young woman that wants to hook up.

2) A slutty girl.

3) Any girl that you would not want to bring home to your mother.
"A sneezer at the bar wants me to meet her there."

"She's just a standard sneezer, I would not date her."

"Do you have any sneezers coming over tonight?"
by sneezing4Areason April 19, 2009
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The best band to ever hit cape may tech talent show.....and no they didnt sound like screaming girls......i think. Members: Drums; Matt New, Bass; Brian Revoir, Lead Guitar; Nick Rescigno, Singer; Ant Cole.
Dude, did you see Sneezer last night!? They were FEPIC!
by itwasFEPIC November 22, 2009
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Sneezer means jail cell in Kinky Friedman's _noir_ fiction.
"...Ratso was in the sneezer (jail cell)." - Kinky Friedman, _God Bless John Wayne_ (1995), p. 163
by Neil Sapper May 31, 2008
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The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words all ejaculation matter are put on your hand and then snorted back up into your nose for another day.
I ran out of lubriderm so i used the sneezer and was satisfied 10 minutes later.
by Greg Curtis April 06, 2003
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