(noun) a person who is of zero significance. a rather slouchy, lazy, low-talker who does nothing but irk others.
The Computer Lab teacher has such poor posture - and knows nothing of computers. What a sneev.
by Agt Smith February 17, 2021
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The act of sneezing into your shirt sleeve, which has recently been encouraged to help prevent the spread of the Influenza H1N1 virus by such authorities as WHO, President Obama, and Elmo.
Dude 1: Achoo!
Dude 2: Dude, you just sneezed into your sleeve.
Dude 1: Dude, it's called a sneeve, and everyone should do it.
Dude 2: Frankly, I prefer the snot rocket, because now your sleeve looks like you just had one off the wrist.
by Sneevin' Steven September 22, 2009
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Describes the movement of a dog's jowls while they are sniffing. The dog's mouth is closed and as it sniffs, the jowls move in and out at the rate and vigor of the sniffs.
My puppy was sneeving as he sniffed the wonderful aroma of the food on the dinner table.
by 2pups January 18, 2010
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noun. Cannabis.(tHc)
The clodd who walks around and talks to himself humming erraneously.
A sneeve is very detatched and distant.

Sneeve bud is what you get when you cross breed ak-47 sativa and BlueBerry Indica.
Yo' I needs to score some sneevebud, grab the sneevecar, Call up Sneeve, and get him to bring all the sneevelington accessories to get this sesh in order yo'.
by DarkyMulatto September 16, 2006
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an insult.
not a good word, yet not a bad word. basically a curse word that no one has defined. my friend & i made it up randomly.
"Wow. Doug is such a sneeve!"
"Sneeve!"
by amanda peters November 27, 2007
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"Wow, Kalebs being such a sneeve, jacking all the kush crumbs off the floor"
"'Sneever!' stop trying to eat my leftovers"
by lilmonkeynips April 07, 2016
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