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when one sneezes and queefs at the same time.
This Amber girl definitely sneefed in class today. The air was the full of a fishy aroma.
by Popeye I April 14, 2011
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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*
by talala April 01, 2007
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The plural of snoof, which means to sniff very hard and vigorously.
Russ: Hey did you hear about Mike?
Zach: No what happened?
Russ: He sneefed all the laughing gas at the dentist
by Russel2711 July 10, 2008
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Steal, snatch or finesse your way to something that isnt yours.
1. John sneefed my calculator when I wasnt looking in Math Class.

2. Mindy pulled off a sneef of first place in the gameDev Contest!

3. Shawn is a fucking sneef, dont trust him around your stuff!
by Willy Surprise! July 13, 2005
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The rapid vaginal intake, and expulsion of gas. The pussy sneeze. Similar to queef.
Cover your twat when you sneef, ho!
by Sam5232 December 01, 2007
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A Dutch word that combines the two words: snol & teef.
snol is the Dutch word for slut
teef is the Dutch word for bitch
je vriendin is een sneef.
Your girlfriend is a sneef.

by Tosser From Losser September 19, 2006
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