Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.
Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”
by Mr.Gofukurself January 25, 2019
Friend 1: me and Steven are going to
the club tonight
Friend 2: oh man I don’t know about Steven
Friend 1: Why?
Friend 2: every time we go out, he always try to pull a sneaky whale at the end of the night, in my apartment.
the club tonight
Friend 2: oh man I don’t know about Steven
Friend 1: Why?
Friend 2: every time we go out, he always try to pull a sneaky whale at the end of the night, in my apartment.
by Grifmiester November 27, 2019
Those little blips in space and time that objects you drop or even just set down fall into, and what should be right in front of you on the floor or table is now 6 feet away and under the couch.
"Where is the remote? I just had it!" *tosses all the couch cushions, looks under table* WTF? I just saw it drop here ! Sneaky Wormholes! ----- 20 minutes later....WTF? How did it get under the TV stand?
by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017
The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019