when your old ass sub trys to sneak up on you while reading a newspaper and it makes it hard to watch porno.

A redhaired I.T. wonderboy living in Detroit, MI. He's often seen insulting stupid people, hanging with DJs and writing code that makes life better.

a lahoon, someone who is a mom of the sneak variety.

to remove a condom secretly from one's penis whilst fucking someone, to secretly bareback without the other person's knowledge, used most often with gay anal sex

Discustingly heavy running shoes often worn by nerds. Most commonly used for running and jumping over things. Look best when worn with tight denim pants. Brooks is the largest sneak making company today.

a very good looking young woman

Vagina, Pussy