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A snare arpeggio (arp).

Most notably from part five (among other parts) of SeamlessR's Trap From Scratch series.
1: Did you make any new music?
2: Just a snarp.
by reformatting October 19, 2016
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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When somebody sits in the bathtub for an extended period of time, and proceeds to fart and eat their bubbles.
Tony: "Wow Gary, you sure were in the bathtub for a while, were you jerking it?"
Gary: "No Tony, I was snarping."
by Robbie D October 03, 2005
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a word that can have any meaning and can be used as any part of speech depending on the context. Adding a y on the end makes the word an adejective.
The crocodile was about to snarp your fingers off.
by anonymousperson77 August 11, 2011
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When someone sneezes, burps and farts at the same time.
Megan: Woah, what was that noise?
Sophie: I don't know but it smells like something's died in here.
Bryony: Oh, my bad...I just snarped.
by hugepeginas October 23, 2011
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n. A person who's entire well-being is centered around picking apart the minor mistakes, errors and inaccuracies of others. Another word for nit-picker.
Don't these snarps have anything better to do than police my spelling?
by sleerf August 10, 2011
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The small likeable pet/mascot of the Thundercats. Although he rarely if ever participated in saving the day or triumphing over villians, he was well known for his kindhearted bumbling and comic relief, almost universally during the resolution of each episode. An inept speaker, he was only capable of uttering his own name over and over again, dragging the sylabols as long as possible.
Liono: Has anyone seen Snarp?

<rustling of pots and pans in the kitchen>

Snarp:<emerging with food on his face> Snnnnaaaarrrp.

Tigra: Looks like someone found the refreshments.

Group: hahahahaha
by standardApartmentComplex March 11, 2009
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