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Veronica raised her children in the art of snarkjitsu.
son: "Lily made me carry the watermelon up the stairs instead of taking the elevator. It's her fault I fell because it was too hard to walk with a watermelon."
Veronica: "Aww, you should write a book about it, and call it 'I Don't Know How to Walk With a Watermelon.' Maybe it will be a best seller and you can use the royalties to pay someone to carry your watermelons in the future."
son: "Lily made me carry the watermelon up the stairs instead of taking the elevator. It's her fault I fell because it was too hard to walk with a watermelon."
Veronica: "Aww, you should write a book about it, and call it 'I Don't Know How to Walk With a Watermelon.' Maybe it will be a best seller and you can use the royalties to pay someone to carry your watermelons in the future."
by IncreditorElMagnificoTheFirst August 21, 2013
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019