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that snow booger of snow that accumulates in the wheel well of your car in the winter.
"Hey Joe, could you kick that snard off my tire?"
by CraigH November 27, 2005
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Slang for the hole at the tip of the penis.
When guys pee, it comes out of the snard.
by dogsmuts April 14, 2008
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A pretentious, douchey asshole. Usually a cis man. The manbaby kind, bonus points for accuracy to the definition if their sense of humour is borderline or downright over the top offensive.
"Just because ___ is a fucking Snard doesn't mean you have to listen to what they say!"
by tictaczigzag November 06, 2017
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An eccentric person of the upper class, or a person who dresses and speeks as if he is an English college professor
i.e. in "full tweeds"
Ralph, who never appears in public in anything except Harris tweed, is a perfect snard.
by Steve Golden July 07, 2006
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Snails that mock you by destroying your yard - no matter what you do to kill or contain them. Snail+yard
Dang Snards!Nothing I do can control them.
by SimplyFigs August 08, 2011
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What Angelenos (people from Los Angeles) call Oxnard, which most would prefer not to call anything at all, except they frequently have to drive through it. Almost always preceded by the definite article ("The 'Snard"). Derivatives exist, i. e. "Snarditude".
Five's a bitch, and Bakersfield sucks, but if we take 101, we gotta go through The 'Snard again.
by BelAir Hilloc June 16, 2021
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