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A penis on a plane, coined by Kanye West in the song "Good Life" off of his 2007 album "Graduation," playing off the title of the Samuel Jackson movie "Snakes on A Plane."

Lyrics:

Have you ever popped champagne on a plane
While getting' some brain
Whipped it out, she said "I never seen snakes on a plane"
Idiot 1: Dude, that flight attendent is hot
Idiot 2: Yeah, I think I'll show her my version of snakes on a plane.
by TheTallOne September 19, 2007
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Template phrase to describe any problem whereby which any presence of an animal or thing in a particular place or connected to a particular object results in ridiculous excess, usually with the implication that the excess is a tremendous problem for which there is no easy solution.

The word "snakes" can be substituted with almost anything, and the word "plane" can be any place or vehicle or large-enough object.

The prepositional phrase "on a" may be substituted if necessary, but should normally remain the only constant, as the "animal ON A place/vehicle/object" grammatical structure is what references the movie and indicates the absurdity of the problem.
Template phrase = "Snakes on a Plane."

Ant-infested bathroom = "Ants on a Bathroom."

Tarantula attacks someone on a dorm hall stairway = "Spiders on a Staircase"

A garbage can or recycling bin unauthorized for such purposes nevertheless contains bio-hazardous material = "Germs on a Trash Can"

Someone's attic proves to be a breeding ground for an army of houseflies = "Flies on an Attic"
by BulldozerBegins October 18, 2006
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The only food that can truly satisfy the hunger of titans such as Mr.T and Chuck Norris.
Chuck: Excuse me waiter, do you have any Snakes on a Plane?

Waiter: Sorry sir, im afraid we only have snails in a convertable.

Chuck: That is Unacceptable!!! (an explosion of sheer anger destroyed the restaurant and Chuck went to chill at Mr.T's for some snakes on a muthafvckin plane)

R.I.P to the restaurant of inadequacy
by Steve "The Don" Patulls September 09, 2006
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an acceptance of the uncontrolable.
"I'm sorry about your grandma dying, are you okay?"
"Yeah...I kind of went off by myself, drove around, and snakes on a plane'd it over. I'm cool now."

by Bailey Sharp August 26, 2006
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S.O.A.P. (Snakes On A Plane)- lip sass backtalk bsattitudeshade
Don't give me no soap (snakes on a plane)!
by HAJohn September 14, 2006
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Too late in realizing that you've caught in an inescapable deteriorating situation, where there is nothing you could do except tackle it head on and knowing that you probably will not survive when it ends.
In gaming:

Player A: Dude, we just lost our last flag and we are surrounded by armor....

Player B: Man...snakes on a plane.

by Rocket Punch September 01, 2006
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