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1.That fucker just snaked me.
2.I though he could be trusted but he
snaked me.
by camman March 18, 2005
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Stole or stolen.

(syn. Ganked, Snatched)
- "I just snaked that dude's wallet."

- "Yo' shit just got snaked!"
by Youlikethetasteofsteel? August 06, 2006
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cutting in line

in skateboarding/snowboarding
Taking someone else's turn on the jump/rail/pipe etc
Bob; dude im gonna front board 270 that rail
joe: hurry up broski! its your turn! go or your gonna get snaked!!!!!!
by Tahoe Bob February 09, 2008
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Cutting off anybody on the hill either keeping somebody from performing a trick in the park or going off a jump. Usually occus after a couple of beers have been consumed. Snaking is usually followed by high fives from other on-looking friends.
by cynical-sally January 11, 2011
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When a deceitful human literally slithers around behind someone's back and screws them over without the mark knowing it
1. Caitlin snaked the fuck out of that guy
2. Can you believe how they snaked me out of a job?? What a bunch of legless slitherin' fucks.
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by therealnga September 10, 2019
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Commonly used in glasgow banter when describing the act of making love to someone. Very crude term to use, so would be used as an alternative to such words as Rattled, Banged, "Pumped Rotten" etc... Would not be used towards someone you respected in any case.
Glasgow Slang - "Aww Man, ye shouda seen the wee durty a got aff wae it eh dancin last nite. wiz gaggin fur it, but she wiz on the rag... tell yeh wit tho, next time ah see her, she's well gettin SNAKED"

Translated - "I Say, Samuel. You really should have seen the lovely fair lady i embraced in a kiss with only but an evening ago. She wished to retire to my humble abode to make passionate love, but unfortunately her monthly period was in full flow. However, count it as most certain; next time we meet she will, without a doubt, be getting SNAKED"

"So where are you staying once we arrive in Florida? Ever been SNAKED on a plane?"
by Mr Rendell November 14, 2006
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