by gemmeeg February 07, 2010
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Your girlfriend's "Guy Friend" who never chooses to talk about you with her, comment on pictures of you and her, and never ever makes an effort to meet you. The worst part is, your innocent girlfriend will always deny and defend him because he's seemingly so "nice and friendly" when you call his actions out.
He's the Punk Bitch who secretly loves your girlfriend and will strike at any weak moment in your relationship.
He's the Punk Bitch who secretly loves your girlfriend and will strike at any weak moment in your relationship.
by Gh0st01 November 17, 2009
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A shady, conniving person who could strike at anytime without warning. Similar to a gorilla in the mist.
Mary: "I've had enough of your insensitivity! I'm leaving!"
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."
by Nick D March 04, 2005
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A person (normally male but can be female) who waits for a relationship to be over/in trouble before pouncing on one of the pair.
James breaks up with Sophie. Jacob is a snake in the grass
James mate- "dude, i heard Jacob tried it on with Sophie. you broke up with her yesterday, man"
James- "yeah, i know man, he's a complete snake in the grass".
James mate- "dude, i heard Jacob tried it on with Sophie. you broke up with her yesterday, man"
James- "yeah, i know man, he's a complete snake in the grass".
by pinityoufairy December 20, 2010
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A Slitherin mother fucker that won't stop hiding among the blades and brush eating four leaf clovers. Usually a total nonfriend loser that is fake and snakey af. Forked tongue lookin no friends motherfucker.
Kristina eating four leaf clovers like a Snake in the Grass.
Ever since you became a Snake in the Grass you won't get of that brush.
No friend lookin forked tongue person is a total Snake in the Grass.
Ever since you became a Snake in the Grass you won't get of that brush.
No friend lookin forked tongue person is a total Snake in the Grass.
by Hunterclan April 06, 2016
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Describtion of some one who waits off to the side watching events unfold and will swoop in and grab any spoils when no one is aware
Eg. a snake in the grass is some one who claims for themselves a beverage or food that you left briefly unattended
by Dicko261182 October 15, 2009
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