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When walking around muttering something smutty and rude under your breath.
John : "I'd smash her back doors in given half a chance...."
Pete : "What's that dude?"
John : "Nothing, just smuttering to myself."
by peejay1977 March 19, 2014
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
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The act of an individual, usually alone in an office cubicle, complaining at a volume just loud enough for nearby cube-dwellers to hear, and hopefully get some sympathy or attention. The words used for the complaints usually solicit the sympathy.
"This is unbelievable, just unbelievable." John, quit your smuttering, I don't care.
by mdubuya March 26, 2014
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