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A very small, often strangely shaped penis
Either it's mighty cold in here, or you're packin smurfhat!
by muffmasta April 02, 2007
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat
Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016
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