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when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue
"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"
by simon klucinskis November 06, 2009
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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