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When it's so cold your dick shrinks so far into your body that only the head can be seen, which take on the appearance of a smurf's hat. The balls being the shell of the turtle, obviously.
Jesus, it's so goddamn cold outside I've got a smurf turtle in my pants.
by CrustyRuss December 29, 2016
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