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The condition that arises when a woman's fulsome stomach cascades over the waistband of her pants or shorts.
That girls going back to buffet? She must be building an addition onto her smurf house!
by E.Danielson July 04, 2007
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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v. to leave a mushroom-shaped bruise with the penis.
Her forehead got smurf-housed. He smurf-housed his girlfriend's forehead.
by The one and only Bill Davis February 20, 2008
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